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Old Fuckers Club Hat

Old Fuckers Club Hat

A bold statement piece designed to express confidence, humor, and individuality.

$58.74 CAD
$58.74 CAD
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You didn’t ask to join. You earned it.

The Old Fuckers Club Distressed Dad Hat is for those who’ve lived, learned, and survived long enough to wear it proudly.

 This premium distressed cap features crisp embroidered lettering reading “100% Bitter – Old Fuckers Club – Lifetime Member” — a badge of honor for the sarcastic, the seasoned, and the gloriously grumpy. 😏👏

Made from soft, durable cotton with a perfectly curved bill, this hat delivers all-day comfort while serving up a laugh everywhere you go. Whether you're gifting it to a retiree, a buddy who's “been old forever,” or treating yourself to some well-earned attitude, this hat guarantees smiles and side-eyes. 🎁🤣

Great for birthdays, gag gifts, milestone celebrations, and anyone who proudly identifies as an “Old Fucker” with lifetime membership status. This isn’t just a hat — it’s a declaration. 💀🔥

Details & Care

Made to order using premium materials and designed for everyday comfort.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to preserve print quality.

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